Suggestion:
last time you invited me along Ada it was bloody terrible.
you drove to Asda carpark..parked up, was asleep within two minutes and had the childlock on the doors.
i nearly dies of heat exhaustion..you know Im no good with modern technology, how do I know how to open the window.
i swear my life flashed before my eyes

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Go golfing!
Stfu, you scare me.